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Hang in there, honey.

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I think I hear Daddy coming.
Yes, I can hear him coming.

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What? Has he been drinking again?

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Hi, I'm Ray, and I live here in Long Island
with my wife Debra.

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She's great with the kids,
the house, everything.

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I don't know how she does it.

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We've got a daughter Ally...

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and twin two-year-old boys.

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It's not really about the kids.

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My parents live across the street.

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That's right.

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And my brother lives with them.

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Now, not every family
would go by on a conveyor belt for you...

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but mine would because--

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Everybody loves Raymond.

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Yeah.

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You know what I think is really sexy?

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-What?
-A man who does the dishes.

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No, does nothing for me.

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You know what does it for me?

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A woman who does the dishes
with another woman.

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-Hey, where you going? What you got there?
-Mommy's pen.

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That's my laundry marker. Honey,
have you been drawing on the walls again?

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No, I drew on Geoffrey.

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-You drew on Geoffrey?
-He asked me to.

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Oh, my God.

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It's bad news for Europe, Ray.

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Just relax, I'll take care of it. It's coming off.

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It's not coming off.

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Here, let me see if I can do this.
Ally, come on, come with me.

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You know your front door is locked?

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Yeah, we thought it would keep out
the bad people.

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You think evil cares about a lock?

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Ray, I've got some news.
I don't know the best way to break this.

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Your great uncle Gus? Dead.

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Oh, no. I liked him.

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Yeah, me, too. Hey, nuts.

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Deb, Uncle Gus died.

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That's terrible. What happened?

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He had a heart attack. He was 94.

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We still haven't ruled out foul play.

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It's really a shame. Gus was a sweet guy.

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Remember how he always wanted
to read everything you wrote?

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Yeah, and he gave me a gold pen
when I graduated.

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I always felt like I was his grandson.

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He wants you to deliver his eulogy.

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What? I hardly knew the guy.

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It was his dying wish.

49
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Even dead people love Raymond.

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I can't do it, I can't.
Get somebody else to do it.

51
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No. Old Gus wanted you. It was in his will.

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I can't do it. I can't talk in front of people.
Even talking to you is hard enough.

53
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No, please. Let Robert do it.
Robert can do the eulogy.

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Peanut, almond, cashew.

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I think you're doing the eulogy, Ray.

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This is terrible. It's awful.

57
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I just found out that my sister
is coming to the funeral.

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Aunt Alda's coming all the way
from Canada?

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That's great...

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if you like Aunt Alda. Who does?

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Go ahead, have your fun.
That woman broke my heart.

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Not this again.

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She never even sent Raymond
a wedding present.

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She was upset 'cause you put her
at a bad table at the reception.

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Aunt Alda did kind of ruin the wedding.

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It was seven years ago,
and you're still not talking.

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I hate this story.

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What am I supposed to do?

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Our cousin Teresa has cataracts,
so she's got to sit up front.

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Then she shows up with her daughter,
Stacy, the 300-pound nutritionist.

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That's another two seats.

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-Can Hitler have a juice box?
-Yeah, I'll get it.

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You understand, Ray. I know you do.

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You're sensitive, artistic--

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You don't have to be sensitive, dear.
You're big.

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Look, Ma, I understand your fight,
you and Alda, but listen, Ma...

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Gus is dead and I gotta give the eulogy,
so please don't ruin the funeral.

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I'm not gonna make trouble
for you or anybody else.

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-Good.
-Because I'm not gonna be there.

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Peanut, almond, cashew.

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Peanut, almond....

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Oh, this isn't good.

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-How's the eulogy going?
-I wish I were Gus.

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I can't do it. You should do this.

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No, you were in PR.
You are good at bull.... PR.

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Get up. I'll take a look. It's not that hard.

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You just have to know
how to put the right spin on things.

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Just tell me something about Gus.

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What's to tell?

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For the last 30 years he sat in front of
the television with a bowl of baked beans.

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He was a great patron of the arts...

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and a gourmet.

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Tell me something else.

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He could belch the alphabet
to the letter "M."

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Man of letters.

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-Hey, you're very talented.
-Thank you.

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Here, come here.

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It's your mother. She won't stop crying
about this Alda business.

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So why are you here?

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Somebody's got to talk to her.

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Well, you're her husband.
What's wrong with you?

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She says I don't understand her.

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-Why don't you go talk to her?
-Because I don't understand her.

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Ray, you go.

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No, Dad. I got work to do here.
Big eulogy coming up.

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What, you don't care
how much your mother suffers?

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-Or if I starve?
-Oh, you're starving?

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Hey, you know your mother.
When she gets upset, she doesn't cook.

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When she doesn't cook, I don't eat.
You do the math.

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-Hello, Ray.
-Hi.

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-Did your father send you?
-No, I wanted to come.

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I won the bet to come.

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He hates it when I cry.
It reminds him of our wedding night.

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-Is this Gus?
-Yeah.

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He's good looking.

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Guys can say that now.

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I loved him.

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Here we are in Coney Island.

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Hey, Ma. Maybe you should come
to the funeral.

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-You know, just to say goodbye to Gus.
-Be in the same room with Alda?

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Not even if it was your own father
rotting in that casket. Fruit?

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Hey, Ma, what's with these pictures?

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-Where are Alda's heads?
-In here, where they belong.

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Ma! Are you gonna use her heads
to coat chicken?

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Do you know what Alda used to do to me?

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She'd read my diary.
She'd put my dolls in odd poses.

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She'd wear my clothes.
She'd steal my boyfriends.

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Yeah? What kind of poses?

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Do you know what it's like to grow up
with someone who's bossy...

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-demanding, and unreasonable?
-No.

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-What's that supposed to mean?
-That's a joke, Ma.

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-I'm making a joke.
-Yeah, very funny stuff.

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-You think this is all a joke, huh?
-No.

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-I thought you understood.
-Well, Ma, I'm trying.

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Look, you're sisters. Family should talk.

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-Like you and Robert?
-We talk. A lot of that just goes unspoken.

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-You think I should forgive Alda?
-It would make things a lot easier.

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-Oh, yeah.
-On you.

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And on other people who have eulogies
to give, I'm just saying.

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It'll make things easy for everybody else.
But does anybody ask me how I feel?

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-I'm just a burden.
-Ma, you're not just a burden.

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I got an idea. How about I sit in the
Dumpster behind Mr. Balducci's bakeshop?

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That way I can shoo the crows away
from the old cannoli.

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-At least that way, then I'd serve a purpose.
-"Serve a purpose."

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Ma, you got lots of purposes.

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I know, why don't you cook Dad a steak?
There's a purpose.

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Mom, please!

148
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:09,069
I'm kidding, Ma. I'm just kidding.

149
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What are you doing?

150
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I'm getting the scores.

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Is that how I raised you?
People cry and you turn on the television?

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-Ma, I'm waiting for you to come back.
-You couldn't come after me, see how I was?

153
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-I thought you wanted to be alone.
-Why would you think that, Ray?

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I ran out of here crying.

155
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That's the part that threw me.

156
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Look, Ma, Aunt Alda's not that bad.

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Come on, there's two sides
to every story, right?

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-Get out of my house.
-Stop it. You don't mean that.

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-Get out of my house!
-Ma, don't be mad at me.

160
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I got eulogy problems.
If you don't forget about this Alda stuff...

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nobody at this funeral
is gonna have a good time!

162
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Look at all the people.
There's too many people.

163
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Are you still nervous about the eulogy?
Do you want to practice on me?

164
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No, you should be surprised
like the rest of us.

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You didn't finish it?

166
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How could I?
I got all this trouble with my mom.

167
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She threw me out of the house.
She's not talking to me.

168
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I know it sounds like a dream come true.

169
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Oh, look at Geoffrey.

170
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You think anybody will notice?

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Bride's side or groom's side?

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I'm lightening the mood.

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Listen, just try not to make
that noise you make.

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-What noise?
-That noise that you make at funerals.

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Yeah, I got that under control. Thanks.

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-Look, your mom's here.
-Oh, God. She showed up.

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Look at my sweeties.

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Listen, Ma, I'm glad you changed your mind,
and I'm sorry.

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Great job talking to your mother.
God forbid you should give a crap.

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I guess Marie's still not cooking.

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I'll give him a jar of strained peas.

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Is that my Raymond?

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Hi, Aunt Alda.

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It's so good to see my favorite
nephew again. It's been too long.

185
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It's been way too long. Got to go.

186
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-Shame, shame, shame.
-Hello, Marie.

187
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Isn't this nice, you two?
You're back together.

188
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You can kiss my son,
but you can't send a wedding present?

189
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Your lips should dry into raisins.
Oops, too late.

190
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,274
Be nice.

191
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:39,812
The present will arrive in a couple of years.
I mailed it from where I sat.

192
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:44,379
The reason you're angry about that table
is 'cause you weren't the center of attention.

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Lots of attention here.

194
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:48,992
How could I be the center of attention...

195
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while you're doing the limbo
in a sequin dress and a pushup bra?

196
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:59,400
If you had something to push up, you
wouldn't be sitting there with a sour puss.

197
00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:04,636
How could you see my sour puss
where I was sitting? You'd need binoculars.

198
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:08,479
Stop it! We're at a funeral.

199
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,549
Ray, we're ready for you now.

200
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:15,280
Oh, God. Listen, Ma, just stop it.
Put it on hold, all right?

201
00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:18,184
This funeral is not about you two fighting.

202
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,885
It's about me giving this damn eulogy.

203
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:28,097
-I like his hair.
-His hair looks terrible.

204
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,464
Hi, I'm Ray.

205
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,910
I'm here to talk about Gus Patrone.

206
00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,090
Thank you.

207
00:14:56,562 --> 00:15:00,123
I did a little research first.

208
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:06,028
Lots of people don't know Gus was actually
born Gustafavio...

209
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,541
Beiperceilu.

210
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:24,823
He was born January 23, 1902.

211
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:28,888
That would make him, what? Aquarius.

212
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,760
He was 10 pounds 6 ounces.

213
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,801
Wow! That's big.

214
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,599
Ladies, am I right?

215
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:54,609
Later, Gus bought Carpet World
over in Manhasset.

216
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,015
I remember, it was open
10:00 to 6:00, Sundays.

217
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,637
In 1992, Gus was forced to retire...

218
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,230
after a bad break with his prostate.

219
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:21,576
All right, I can't take this anymore.
This is crazy.

220
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,879
Listen, you know what I remember
about Gus?

221
00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:30,551
How much he cared about family.

222
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,722
Yeah, he didn't let the little things
become big things...

223
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:39,252
because he knew what was
most important in life: family.

224
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:43,690
People who love you
no matter how stupid you're acting.

225
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:49,405
You know, 'cause one day
we're all gonna be Gus here.

226
00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:52,667
Is that what you want?
You wanna get lowered into the ground...

227
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:56,647
with all the grudges and the petty
little things that don't matter at all?

228
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,852
Gus didn't let that happen to him.

229
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,288
That's why we're all here today.

230
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,361
That's it. That's all.

231
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:24,071
Sorry about the yelling.

232
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:30,338
Raymond, that was beautiful.
Simple and touching.

233
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:34,716
It was more than beautiful.
It was extremely beautiful.

234
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,084
What is your problem, Marie?

235
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:40,592
I can't even say a word
without you topping me.

236
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:43,127
I can't help it, you're easily topped.

237
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You're a bitter woman, Marie.
You're a bitter, bleached-blonde woman.

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You're just jealous of human hair.

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At least I'm not complaining about
where I sat at a wedding seven years ago.

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I was so far away.
I am still waiting for my cake.

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That lousy cake was stale.

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-Stale? You took two pieces home.
-Because you didn't invite my kids.

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Who else got cold veal?

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-And the portions were so small.
-Frank!

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Cook me something, will you?

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The band stank, Marie.

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Yeah, and what about those
cheap centerpieces?

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And the champagne was flat.

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All right, stop it! All right, stop!

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All right, you and you, let's go. Now.

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-What is it, Ray?
-What is it?

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Come here, sit down.
Both of you, come here and sit down.

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-Didn't you hear what I said in there?
-You mean the eulogy?

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You know how I mentioned
it was extremely beautiful?

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That wasn't entirely true.

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Ma, you want to be in that box, dead,
without ever making up with Aunt Alda?

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How come I'm in the box and not her?

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-Answer.
-I don't know.

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Aunt Alda?

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Thank you for not putting me
in the box, dear.

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Come on, so you never wanna make up
with Mom?

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Well, I guess.... I don't know.

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Beautiful. Two "I don't knows."
That's progress. So you like being this way?

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I always thought there was time.

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How much time is there?

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This is the time, now. Now is the time.

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Do it.

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-I'm sorry, Marie.
-It was my fault.

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Seven years.

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All that time wasted.
So much has happened.

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-Oh, my God, they made up?
-Yeah.

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-You did this?
-I can do things.

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-I had menopause.
-Me, too.

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First the beautiful speech. Now this?

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Ray, I am completely turned on.

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Oh, sure. At a funeral.

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-Hi.
-How are you doing, dear?

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Well, I'm good if you guys are good.

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Thanks to Raymond, I've got my sister back.
What's not good?

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Well, Gus is dead.

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There is that.

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As long as everybody is making up...

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-I forgive you, too, Aunt Alda.
-For what, dear?

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-You know, the wedding.
-What do you mean, dear?

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All those complaints
about where you were seated...

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and nobody dancing,
everybody going home early.

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That was because of the cheap food.

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You never even sent a gift.

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My gift was that I came at all.

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What kind of a horse's ass gift is that?

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You'd be lucky to have a horse's ass.

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-Some funeral, huh?
-Yeah.

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Sad. You wanna do it?

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I might,